After all this business recently about Jane Goody, i started to think to myself, what would i do if i knew i was going to die 6 months time?
I then started to come up with a kind of "Bucket List" of 10 things i would like to do before my final passing.............
1. Make sweet sweet love to my beloved Felicity in a field of hay in the moonlight, surrounded by glow worms, and the stars shining ever so bright in the sky.
2. Perform a interview with a live Supernatural Homolopial Being. I am almost on the brink of doing this however my good friend TO (who writes the blog "TO'S HEADSPACE") will not allow me access to his friend, who i believe to be such a being.
3. Perform an autopsy on a dead Supernatural Homolopial being.
4. Cook Gordon Ramsey a delicious meal, with the help of 1, 2, 3, 4 from Marks and Spencer.
5. Walk around smoothly on stilts like that guy on the VISA card advert.
6. Have children. Although i was told i fire blanks all those years ago, i feel that me and my beloved Felicity could adopt.
7. Swim off the Niagra falls.
8. Buy a place in Florida for my beloved Felicity.
9. Climb Mount Everest.
10. Slap Cristiano Ronaldo round the face with a part of my anatomy he doesn't deserve.
I hope you have enjoyed this post.
Felix
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