Thursday, 28 May 2009

A POEM ABOUT FRIENDS AND FAMILY..........


I, I,
went to fly,
with my bi,
sexual sister,
who got a very bad blister,
while running through the cellar,
chasing her fella.

I went on a trip,
with my Brother,
he and his girlfriend, loved one another.
Yes he loved her and she loved him,
that why they're getting married to her and him.

My Mum, My Dad,
oh they are so bad,
they locked me up when i was little,
my only company, was a little skittle.

Sunday, 17 May 2009

Reynolds or Jackman, just who is better??


Last week i read the article "Celebrities" on my fellow Blogger's blog "TO's Headspace", in which he writes about how him and his gentleman friend, went to the pictures to see the movie X-MEN Origins: Wolverine, in which the two actors Hugh Jackman and Ryan Reynolds star. Their conversations led them to furiously debate on which of the two is better.

I commented on the blog saying that i though Hugh Jackman is the better of the two, as he has metallic claws, however Young TO reminded me correctly that this was not real, and therefore could not be used as part of the argument. I have therefore done some research into both Actors...........

MR RYAN REYNOLDS (born 23/10/76 in Vancouver, British Columbia)

Reynolds would not be my choice of the two as the better, however, having done my research on him, he seems to be a lot cooler than i first thought.

His films include the Nation Lampoon production Van Wilder, which is quite amusing, and also a role in Blade Trinity, where he tells the vicious vampire to "Eat the frosted f**k off the end of his d**k". He has also appeared in TV programmes such as the award winning Scrubs.

His personal life also suprised me. Having been originally engaged to Alanis Morrissette, he is now happily married to the gorgeous Scarlett Johannson. He also plans to run the New York Marathon in memory of his father who died from Parkinsons disease.

Add to this his muscular build and good lucks, and the fact he is Canadian, he puts in a strong case to be better than Jackman.

MR HUGH JACKMAN (born 12/10/1968 in Sydney, New South Wales, Austrailia)

And now for Jackman, who i believe to be the better of the two. He doesn't only just have the good build and good looks you would expect from a Hollywood action star, his acting talents spread wide and far. Not only has he done the big blockbuster superhero movies, he has been able to spread to other genres, such as period and romance characters. He has also starred in television and musical theatre, and has a BA in Communications.

His awards are also endless.........

The fact he also presented this years Oscars also proved he was one of Hollywoods top dogs.

I rest my case, please feel free to tell me your opinions.

Felix

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Thursday, 14 May 2009

Paradise......is it really as far away as we think?


If somebody asked you where Paradise was, where would be the first place that popped up into your mind? The Caribbean? Thailand? Australia? I'm guessing it would be practically anywhere apart from the UK. But unfortunately as we live in the UK (or as i used to) we tend to overlook what we have on our very doorstep, maybe only a matter of hours drive away.......

Coastal Areas

If we asked you to think of the British coast, you'd probably think of buckets, spades and sandcastles, and unfortunately most of all, the rain. Seaside holidays in the UK tend to bring thoughts of sitting in a tent/caravan, with the sound of the traditional British downpour on the roof. Unfortunately, this is what too many people think of when asked about the British coast. The British coast however, is one that can simply take your breath away. The great orme at Llandudno, North Wales, the sand dunes at Formby point, Carmarthen Bay, the route to Holy Island, just to mention a few. And its not just the scenery, the rich wildlife also give British shores a beauty that is total unique, and there is truly nothing else like it.

Mountain Ranges

Its not only the coast that gives Britain that addictive beauty, it has some truly beautiful and stunning national parks. When i lived in the UK, the Peak District National Park was right on my doorstep, and i'd spend many a weekend walking and horse riding, as well as numerous other activities. But my favourite has got to be the gorgeous and truly breathtaking Snowdonia National Park in North Wales. It just has EVERYTHING. 823 miles of some of the most beautiful and unspoilt countryside in the British Isles.

So why spend hundreds of pounds on flights to other countries, where you get a crappy exchange rate, where its too hot, where all the drunken chavs that try to drag down this great nation go, when areas of such beauty are right on your doorstep?

For more information on British National Parks, please visit www.nationalparks.gov.uk.

Many Thanks for reading.

Felix

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Thursday, 7 May 2009

For Supporters of Stockport County (and real football fans)


For any football/soccer fans out there......you may be aware that Stockport County FC is in serious trouble financially at the moment, and could even go out of existence.

If you are on Facebook and are a County fan, or just a true football fan, please join this group and sign the petition from the link on the group.

http://www.facebook.com/board.php?status=256&uid=32216069945#/group.php?gid=32216069945



Even a Supernatural Homolopial Being could not save the club from it current state, ONLY TRUE SOCCER FANS CAN MAKE THE DIFFERENCE.

Muchas Love

Felix "Jimmy Gannon" Barningstone MBE

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10 things I would like to do before i die........................

After all this business recently about Jane Goody, i started to think to myself, what would i do if i knew i was going to die 6 months time?

I then started to come up with a kind of "Bucket List" of 10 things i would like to do before my final passing.............

1. Make sweet sweet love to my beloved Felicity in a field of hay in the moonlight, surrounded by glow worms, and the stars shining ever so bright in the sky.

2. Perform a interview with a live Supernatural Homolopial Being. I am almost on the brink of doing this however my good friend TO (who writes the blog "TO'S HEADSPACE") will not allow me access to his friend, who i believe to be such a being.

3. Perform an autopsy on a dead Supernatural Homolopial being.

4. Cook Gordon Ramsey a delicious meal, with the help of 1, 2, 3, 4 from Marks and Spencer.

5. Walk around smoothly on stilts like that guy on the VISA card advert.

6. Have children. Although i was told i fire blanks all those years ago, i feel that me and my beloved Felicity could adopt.

7. Swim off the Niagra falls.

8. Buy a place in Florida for my beloved Felicity.

9. Climb Mount Everest.

10. Slap Cristiano Ronaldo round the face with a part of my anatomy he doesn't deserve.

I hope you have enjoyed this post.

Felix

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