Craig Bellamy : My favouritist Soccer player of all time.........

My favourite soccer player is Craig Douglas Bellamy, who is a Welsh international footballer who plays for top Welsh side Manchester Citizens in the Unibond Welsh Premier League.

He has previously played for a number of sides in Scotland and England, the most famous of which is the mighty Norwich City of Dagenham, for whom he made his debut in 1997. He is a player who can keep a cool head whilst those around him are loosing theirs. Many of his Welsh team mates have been accused of acting flamboyantly and in an arrogant, selfish way, but not Craig, who is the model professional.

He also does charity work in Sierra Leone which mainly goes unnoticed due to the stupidity and childnisness of his colleagues at the Citizens. On 6 May 2008 plans were announced for the building of the Craig Bellamy Foundation for disadvantaged children in Freetown, Sierra Leone. Bellamy has visited the war-torn West African country and has reportedly been moved to invest £650,000 of his own money to help build a football academy to develop the country's young football talent.

His honours include the Scottish FA cup in 2005 with the World famous Edinburgh Celtic, and the Charity shield with North West minnows Liverpool Town in 2006.

A fantastic talent, a true gentleman, take a bow Doug!

Felix

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How Britains got Talent Changed My Life!!

May I open this article by saying how glad I am to be back from my treatment from acute disentry, and i hope to get back to writing a lot more often now.

Britains got Talent, whatever you think of it it sure brings up some strange and unexpected talents. From Frankie Boyle's twin sister Susan to the Magnificent Paul Potts, who is known all over the world for his exceptional voice. All the winners of this show have had their lifes turned on their heads.

So how has it changed my life? I never been to or even been on the show, and I have very rarely watched it!

Subjects. Subjects, subjects subjects. That is what is has given me. Being a fully qualified psychiatrist it gives me plenty to study. You get a lot of interesting characters on there, a few example of which i have given below:

Susan Boyle - Frankie Boyle's twin sister, a beautiful lady but so lonely, so quiet, so innocent. He is a lady i would very much like to meet.

Paul Potts - Again not exactly the most charasmatic person, but his raw talent makes up for it. He has sung at various amazing venue's across the world, including the famous Sydney Opera house, the Ritz in Manchester, and the SU Bar in Hollyoaks.

I have also seen some Supernatural Homolopial Beings in there, however for legal reasons i cannot reveal which.

Thank you for reading.

Felix
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Veluba Diving

I've been on holiday recently in the Democratic Republic of Krakoticianic, and have discovered a new and exciting sport that, providing the Western laws allow it, could become a big hit. Its called Veluba Diving.

What is Veluba Diving?

Veluba diving is basically cave diving, however it is without any breathing apparatus. It is very dangerous, however as my fellow Veluba divers will tell you, it cause a big buzz that lasts for days.

Many people have died trying this sport. The evidence of this is clear when i went, when i found the decomposing body of a previous veluba divers in one of the underwater coves. Very spooky, but it has not put me off. Not one bit.

If you interested then please let me know, or add me on Facebook.

Thank you for reading.

Felix
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Interview with a SHB.......................EXCLUSIVE!!!!

A breakthrough in my studies, i've actually got to interview a live Supernatural Homolopial Being!!

Below are the questions I asked her, and the replies she gave

How long have you lived on this Planet?

I have lived her since the Cracacous period, when a insingle vabanought (SHB Spacecraft) crash landed. My people have bred here ever since.

How did you become Supernatural?

As you suggested all along Dr. Barningstone, a meteor hit the Earth, which meant we were propelled into outer space, and we have since returned now this planet is habitable again.


Unfortunately she then went into a state of biotechnicialist trance, common amongst their kind, so i was not able to finish the interview. The rest will appear here shortly.......

THANK YOU!!

Hello all,

Its now a week since my beloved Felicity left me, and I am finally trying to piece my life together and resume my studies at the Royal College.

I would like to take this opportunity to thank everybody that supported me through this difficult time. You just don't know how much it has meant to me.

Thank you once again, love you all!

Felix
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From My Heart, From My Soul, My Love

Thank the good Lord himself for my blog, which gives me some comfort in what has probably been the worst week of my life.

My life had been wonderful in the weeks leading up to this one, a new job which mean't I could move back to my native North West of England, in the empire that is Great Britain, new friends, and further education at the University of Manchester.

All of this however has been destroyed by the break up from my beloved wife, her name i cannot mention in this blog due to the legal process of the divorce, nor can i reveal the details of why our relationship ended, however much I'd love to.

All i can say that she has entered a profession that I do not agree with, and as such the strain on our relationship has paid the price.

I'd like to think that in our 10 years of marriage I have done my upmost for her. She was my number one, and although i love my work on Supernatural Homolopial Beings, she would always take priority in my life.

I do however now need to move on, but may i thank you readers and my fellow friends for keeping me going through these tough times.

Yours present and forever

Felix
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Supernatural Homolopial Beings ; Fact OR Truth?

When people ask me what I do for a living and I tell them that I am a Professor of Supernatural Homolopial Beings, people tend to think I'm crazy and that there is no such thing.

I can understand their views, as not many people have heard of, or even know what they are. I am therefore writing this blog entry to try and raise awareness and answer any questions from readers about them.

A standard homolopial being is a species very much like the human race, in fact, only a handful of people of this earth can tell them apart, myself being one of them. We have been taught from a very young age by Scientists that the human race is the only intelligent lifeform on this planet, who have derived from chimpanzees and monkeys, while the latter is very much correct, i must stress that Homolopial Beings are the other intelligent lifeforce on Earth.

Homolopial Beings, although are very similar to humans in their looks and natural actions, are actually not related to Homo Erectus at all. My personal opinion is that they have evolved from the reptilian lifeform Zurancious Galumous, which was around in the Jurassic and Carrassic periods, but unlike the dinosaur survived the meteor that killed off most of life on earth. Being a very clever species, they managed to adapt with each age that has passed, eventually to form an existence very much like humans. I do however believe that they will evolve further than any human could ever dream of, and will go on to be the dominant species on this planet.

So now you ask, what are Supernatural Homolopial Beings? The world supernatural has been used when talking about UFO's and ghosts in the past, as nobody is actually certain either of these actually exist. The same could be said for Supernatural Homolopial Beings, and I have spent half my life trying to find out more and prove that they do indeed exist. I believe that when the meteor hit, some Homopial Beings were thrust into space and landed on different planets, and therefore the species has spread across the Universe.

Supernatural Homolopial Beings have developed faster than their Earthling cousins, and I believe they often visit us in their spacecraft and may be planning a mass return to this planet.

Should this happen, Humans will once again be the inferior race, we might even end up being their pets.

My new book "SUPERNATURAL HOMOLOPIAL BEINGS : FACT OR TRUTH?" will be in all good book stores shortly to rent or buy.

Please feel free to email/leave a comment if you have any further questions.

Felix
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P.S. I do feel that a homolopial being is a friend of one of my fellow bloggers. To read his blog, click here

A POEM ABOUT FRIENDS AND FAMILY..........

I, I,
went to fly,
with my bi,
sexual sister,
who got a very bad blister,
while running through the cellar,
chasing her fella.

I went on a trip,
with my Brother,
he and his girlfriend, loved one another.
Yes he loved her and she loved him,
that why they're getting married to her and him.

My Mum, My Dad,
oh they are so bad,
they locked me up when i was little,
my only company, was a little skittle.

Reynolds or Jackman, just who is better??

Last week i read the article "Celebrities" on my fellow Blogger's blog "TO's Headspace", in which he writes about how him and his gentleman friend, went to the pictures to see the movie X-MEN Origins: Wolverine, in which the two actors Hugh Jackman and Ryan Reynolds star. Their conversations led them to furiously debate on which of the two is better.

I commented on the blog saying that i though Hugh Jackman is the better of the two, as he has metallic claws, however Young TO reminded me correctly that this was not real, and therefore could not be used as part of the argument. I have therefore done some research into both Actors...........

MR RYAN REYNOLDS (born 23/10/76 in Vancouver, British Columbia)

Reynolds would not be my choice of the two as the better, however, having done my research on him, he seems to be a lot cooler than i first thought.

His films include the Nation Lampoon production Van Wilder, which is quite amusing, and also a role in Blade Trinity, where he tells the vicious vampire to "Eat the frosted f**k off the end of his d**k". He has also appeared in TV programmes such as the award winning Scrubs.

His personal life also suprised me. Having been originally engaged to Alanis Morrissette, he is now happily married to the gorgeous Scarlett Johannson. He also plans to run the New York Marathon in memory of his father who died from Parkinsons disease.

Add to this his muscular build and good lucks, and the fact he is Canadian, he puts in a strong case to be better than Jackman.

MR HUGH JACKMAN (born 12/10/1968 in Sydney, New South Wales, Austrailia)

And now for Jackman, who i believe to be the better of the two. He doesn't only just have the good build and good looks you would expect from a Hollywood action star, his acting talents spread wide and far. Not only has he done the big blockbuster superhero movies, he has been able to spread to other genres, such as period and romance characters. He has also starred in television and musical theatre, and has a BA in Communications.

His awards are also endless.........

• 1997 Variety Club Award for Best Actor in a Musical - Sunset Boulevard
• 1998 Mo Award for Best Actor in a Musical – Sunset Boulevard
• 1999 Australian Movie Convention, Australian Star of the Year
• 2004 Drama Desk Award for Outstanding Actor in a Musical – The Boy from Oz
• 2004 Theatre World Award – The Boy from Oz
• 2004 Broadway Audience Award – The Boy from Oz
• 2004 Drama League Award for Distinguished Performance of the Year - The Boy from Oz
• 2004 Outer Critics Circle Award for Best Actor in a Musical - The Boy from Oz
• 2004 TDF-Astaire Award for Best Male Dancer in Theatre - The Boy from Oz
• 2004 Theater Fan's Choice Award for Best Leading Actor in a Musical - The Boy from Oz
• 2004 Tony Award for Best Leading Actor in a Musical – The Boy from Oz
• 2004 New York International Independent Film & Video Festival - Short Film Award for Best Actor - "Making the Grade"
• 2004 Australian Showbusiness Ambassador of the Year
• 2005 Emmy Award for Outstanding Individual Performance in a Variety or Music Program – 58th Annual Tony Awards Ceremonies
• 2006 ShoWest Award for Male Star of the Year
• 2006 Mo Award for Australian Performer of the Year
• 2008 WAAPA - Chancellor's Alumni Award for Excellence, UTS Towering Achievement Award
• 2008 Australian Dance Award for Outstanding Performance in a Stage Musical - The Boy from Oz
• 2008 Australian Film Institute Award Readers' Choice
• 2008 People Magazine's Sexiest Man Alive Award
• 2008 Australian GQ Man of the Year
• 2009 249th person to place their handprints in the wet cement at Graumans Chinese Theatre.

The fact he also presented this years Oscars also proved he was one of Hollywoods top dogs.

I rest my case, please feel free to tell me your opinions.

Felix

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Paradise......is it really as far away as we think?

If somebody asked you where Paradise was, where would be the first place that popped up into your mind? The Caribbean? Thailand? Australia? I'm guessing it would be practically anywhere apart from the UK. But unfortunately as we live in the UK (or as i used to) we tend to overlook what we have on our very doorstep, maybe only a matter of hours drive away.......

Coastal Areas

If we asked you to think of the British coast, you'd probably think of buckets, spades and sandcastles, and unfortunately most of all, the rain. Seaside holidays in the UK tend to bring thoughts of sitting in a tent/caravan, with the sound of the traditional British downpour on the roof. Unfortunately, this is what too many people think of when asked about the British coast. The British coast however, is one that can simply take your breath away. The great orme at Llandudno, North Wales, the sand dunes at Formby point, Carmarthen Bay, the route to Holy Island, just to mention a few. And its not just the scenery, the rich wildlife also give British shores a beauty that is total unique, and there is truly nothing else like it.

Mountain Ranges

Its not only the coast that gives Britain that addictive beauty, it has some truly beautiful and stunning national parks. When i lived in the UK, the Peak District National Park was right on my doorstep, and i'd spend many a weekend walking and horse riding, as well as numerous other activities. But my favourite has got to be the gorgeous and truly breathtaking Snowdonia National Park in North Wales. It just has EVERYTHING. 823 miles of some of the most beautiful and unspoilt countryside in the British Isles.

So why spend hundreds of pounds on flights to other countries, where you get a crappy exchange rate, where its too hot, where all the drunken chavs that try to drag down this great nation go, when areas of such beauty are right on your doorstep?

For more information on British National Parks, please visit www.nationalparks.gov.uk.

Many Thanks for reading.

Felix

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For Supporters of Stockport County (and real football fans)

For any football/soccer fans out there......you may be aware that Stockport County FC is in serious trouble financially at the moment, and could even go out of existence.

If you are on Facebook and are a County fan, or just a true football fan, please join this group and sign the petition from the link on the group.

http://www.facebook.com/board.php?status=256&uid=32216069945#/group.php?gid=32216069945

Even a Supernatural Homolopial Being could not save the club from it current state, ONLY TRUE SOCCER FANS CAN MAKE THE DIFFERENCE.

Muchas Love

Felix "Jimmy Gannon" Barningstone MBE

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10 things I would like to do before i die........................

After all this business recently about Jane Goody, i started to think to myself, what would i do if i knew i was going to die 6 months time?

I then started to come up with a kind of "Bucket List" of 10 things i would like to do before my final passing.............

1. Make sweet sweet love to my beloved Felicity in a field of hay in the moonlight, surrounded by glow worms, and the stars shining ever so bright in the sky.

2. Perform a interview with a live Supernatural Homolopial Being. I am almost on the brink of doing this however my good friend TO (who writes the blog "TO'S HEADSPACE") will not allow me access to his friend, who i believe to be such a being.

3. Perform an autopsy on a dead Supernatural Homolopial being.

4. Cook Gordon Ramsey a delicious meal, with the help of 1, 2, 3, 4 from Marks and Spencer.

5. Walk around smoothly on stilts like that guy on the VISA card advert.

6. Have children. Although i was told i fire blanks all those years ago, i feel that me and my beloved Felicity could adopt.

7. Swim off the Niagra falls.

8. Buy a place in Florida for my beloved Felicity.

9. Climb Mount Everest.

10. Slap Cristiano Ronaldo round the face with a part of my anatomy he doesn't deserve.

I hope you have enjoyed this post.

Felix

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My Social Networking Experiment

I recently joined a social networking site - one of the biggest, to see how friendly people are over the internet compared to face to face. My findings were very interesting.

When approaching a random person in the street, and saying "do you want to be my friend?" will quite often be met with a negative response, which sometimes involves some vulgeralities. However, add a random person on a networking site and they welcome you with open arms. I ask myself "why is this?".

In conclusion, i think it is because people like to seem more popular, and you can be nosey on Facebook without being seen.

Felix

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A Social Experiment

I am currently conducting a social experiment, for more details please see my Facebook page.

Soccer and The World

Soccer, the world, two very different things, but so alike. Both have people in them, or following them, so what is the difference??

In the game of soccer, the world follows with close attention, he shoots, they hold their breath, he scores, they go absolutely berserk. It is a sport of many emotions, happy sad, disbelief, especially when England Talisman Peter Crouch scores.

In the world, it is so much more serious, people are born and pass away, and the emotions we feel in soccer are amplified by about 7 billion. When your child is born, you feel, well, words cannot describe how it feels.

Please share your thoughts on the two subjects which are so important in our daily lifestyles.

Questions I Ponder On a Regular Basis

For my first ever blog entry, i thought i'd share a list of questions that quiet reguraly pop into the Upper Cortexlial Phillis of my Brain. If anybody can try to shed any light on what these could possibly mean, or have the solutions to these questions, please let me know.

1. Upon which donnoria did the celebrial halo construct?

2. Why does my scalp itch when i have my top hat on?

3. Why do i have so much money, and have such luck with my Lady friends, yet am still so unhappy?

This is just a taster of what literature goes through my head each day. Any assistance you could possibly give me would be much appreciated.

Felix
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